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"scoob" (scoobsti) 05/19/2016 at 11:00 • Filed to: MTA

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Honeybunchesofgoats > scoob 05/19/2016 at 11:02

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I'm convinced that, were it to exist, Metrocard refilling would be the only competitive sport that I could compete in professionally.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/19/2016 at 11:07

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Oh man, my personal hell is getting stuck behind a tourist trying to figure out how to into metro card.

scoob > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/19/2016 at 11:08

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I would be the ultimate champion of getting the machine to make me swipe the card again.

Ash78, voting early and often > scoob 05/19/2016 at 11:08

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These are the kinds of questions that probably cause NYU economists to just kill themselves on the platform due to existential crisis. “Where is the button for MAXIMIZE SOCIAL UTILITY WHILE MINIMIZING NEGATIVE EXTERNALITIES!? Vote Bernie!” POP!

Honeybunchesofgoats > scoob 05/19/2016 at 11:11

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I really want to know what happens if I don’t swipe again at this turnstile, but I'm too afraid to because I know that the MTA is a cruel mistress.

d15b > scoob 05/19/2016 at 11:11

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That is a pretty existentialist question.

scoob > Ash78, voting early and often 05/19/2016 at 11:11

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Went to NYU’s commencement yesterday. There was an obligatory joke about not having to pay tuition anymore.

Honeybunchesofgoats > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 05/19/2016 at 11:13

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There are only four possible ways to insert a card, yet somehow most tourists need six tries to pay the bus fare

Ash78, voting early and often > scoob 05/19/2016 at 11:13

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Does any college commencement NOT include that cliché in some form? :D

scoob > Ash78, voting early and often 05/19/2016 at 11:20

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You’re right, but it is NYU!

Nibby > scoob 05/19/2016 at 11:40

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Wait you went to NYU also?

scoob > Nibby 05/19/2016 at 11:43

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Nah, a family member did.

Nibby > scoob 05/19/2016 at 11:45

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Ah... I went to my sister’s program graduation but not the Yankee Stadium one. I know that one is a complete mess to get to and back... and it’s more for students to enjoy with their friends and classmates. My parents and sisters definitely did not enjoy it 3 years ago (but it was a shitty day, weather wise)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/19/2016 at 12:43

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Or when they have a credit card and can’t figure out how to buy a metro card. I mean come on it’s not rocket science.